What I used to be..... What I am now :(
I have always been part of the "big boob" club. However, as I sit here today in my chair, I can literally feel my girls shrinking! They are rattleling around in my bra! Why the HELL are they always the FIRST thing to go? Why can't I be a skinny girl in the "big boob" club? So, now my belly is OFFICALLY larger than my boobs. Tears are coming to my eyes as I type this.... I am losing my identity. I think I may have to go back to the ole peanut butter bags in the bra trick!
However, on a much lighter note, I am thankful today for my education. Yesterday as I was driving home from work, I noticed a new outfit on the man dancing outside the Little Ceaser pizz place. He was in a full on PIZZA suit. He was pepperoni on the front, and plain cheese on the back! ha ha!! Bless his heart! AND thank the good Lord that I don't have to do THAT for a living!
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